If you’re lucky (and nobody else outbids you), at the time of writing you could pick up Jonas Vingegaard’s Cervélo S5 for just over £5,000. Given this would usually set you back over £12k ...

It’s not the same as the old S5, because that coupe model has been ditched and merged with whatever this now is. Except it is the S5, because that’s its name. Still, a saloon. Nice and simple.

The Audi S4 was a powerful, subtle fast estate with a turbo V6 - the S5 hasn't fallen far from the tree Just so we’re all up to speed on the new Audi naming strategy (there’s a lot to think ...